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I am sitting here at my computer, waiting for you to call me about getting cash for clunkers and I start typing a phrase into a popular search engine, when all of the sudden the most searched for phrases related to what I am typing appear right below.
The only thing I had personally typed was, “my teeth,” but I started laughing when I read the suggestion to add, “are see through.” Thanks for the offer, but that wasn’t really what I was going for. I immediately erased what I had, completely forgetting about what was bothering me about a tooth or two, and thought I would give it another go to see what this search engine had to show me after only giving it a couple of words to go off of. “Why can’t,” was my choice and the suspected phrase foreseen was apparently, “I get a boyfriend.” Yikes! How many females are out there asking the internet why they don’t have a male in their life? If I were one of these women, I hope that I would be asking my closest friends if they had any suggestions for me, instead of the world wide web that cannot see, hear, or smell me. “Why does,” was my next choice. Oh… the result? “Why does my daughter keep getting worms?” Hmm. I could have lived without knowing that was so common!
After a few minutes of random typing, I decided to type in “cash for clunkers,” directly. There were no hilarious suggestions made, but I hit the enter key and was shown a great amount of results. It is good to know that no one is wondering how to eat the cash they got for their clunkers or if they can use the money to raise endangered Tamaraws. Getting paid and then finding ways to spend it isn’t something that most would have to agonize over and ask the internet for an answer. If you have money, I bet you have a hundred different ways to spend it right now. Perhaps you don’t have money. Well then, call 408-458-8378 right now to get into contact with me to find out just how easy it is to get paid today.
I tried looking up something a little more romantic and typed in “love,” and pressed enter before any suggestions could be made. What do you know? Apparently, I can buy “love” for cheap on a popular auction website normally used to sell Chinese knockoffs. Maybe some recommendations would be useful after all, so I went back and typed in love again to find out most people wanted to know about getting loves quotes to use on a man. Woah, gentlemen, if anyone should be doing the sweet talking, it should by the manly men. Let’s not let the ladies steal this one. I guess I am a bit rusty on love related quotes myself. Time to buy some poetry? Anyway, giving you cash for clunkers is a much easier thing for me to do. Trying to fumble my way through a sonnet would probably end up sounding like I was just stuttering and spitting on myself. Remind me to get a bottle of wine and some roses. Much easier. Junk Car San Jose will give you cash for clunkers and that is really all you need to know.